You know the drill. I write the one-liner joke, you read it, you laugh, you share it with your friends.
1. I just barely passed my computer programming exam. I got a C++.
2. I had a gardener who was such a stoner. He always had a problem with weed.
3. I had a friend who took drugs whilst driving. I told him he needed to reduce his speed.
4. I said to my friend "Have you heard of Stephen the famous percussionist?" He said "hmm rings a bell."
5. I was metal detecting and got angry when i stepped on a sharp object, but i buried the hatchet.
6. Ive opened up a business selling chimneys. its going through the roof.
7. I went to a conference for demotivational speakers. Nobody showed up and it was quite depressing.
8. I go to a church thats located on the top floor of a prestigious building. Repenthouse.
9. I cut across 3 lanes without indicating today. Yep, I suck at bowling.
10. I work for myself taking photos. I'm selfie employed.